Bitch-Shaped

Someone who does something and says it was an accident but you know they meant it

When you told them to do the dishes and they said they forgot there being Bitch-Shaped

Egg-shaped

adj. Having the general proportions of an egg (that is, round-ish, but thinner at the top than at the bottom); Badass, someone you don't mess with

"In Sonic the Hedgehog games (for Sega), Dr. Robotnik is so egg-shaped!"
"Yeah, he totally pwned me when I played that game."

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shape up

Philly term for a fade (the haircut)

Las' week I got a shape up at ma barbashop

1 1/2 on da sidez an bac

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impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.

No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!

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real-shape

To take its proper shape, used when referring to the anatomical length and trajectory of a woman's vagina. Traditionally in homo sapiens the sexual stimulation of a female will result in the lengthening and expansion of the vaginal vault to allow for an erect pens to enter.

"Trev, what happened with you and jess last night? She looked to be in a right state this morning.."
"Ahhh yes I tried giving the D without properly warming her up if you catch my drift, bruised her cervix bad. Should of real-shaped her first with a bit of oral like!"

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softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

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rough shape

(Adj.) A word used to describe someone or something that seems "out of sorts" or "upside down". May be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.

"wow Mark, you're in rough shape today"
"yeah, a shark bit me"

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