When you get both a footlong and a six inch at subway. Referring to the massive size of Shaq’s cock
“Bro I was so hungry today, I got a Shaq special”
“That’s pretty gay my man ngl”
A gargantuan penis; a schlong so long that a dick pic requires multiple shots.
Guy: Yo man I think Steve is fucking your girl
Man: What the fuck for real my guy?!
Guy: Yeah apparently he's got that shaq-cock
Man: *kills himself*
Our lord and savior
His talents include: quick maths, the ability to smoke trees and the ability to take off his jacket because mans not hot.
And the ting go skraaaaah! Pop pop pop pop pop! Skitaree pop pop!
Lil Shaq
Basically a synonym for facts or true, me and my brother always use it. I don't know where it came from but it stuck and all in all sounds nice, rolls of the tongue.
"This sandwich tastes fire!"
"Big Shaqs!"
or
"Hey man, you up for tonight?"
"Big Shaqs."
To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.
I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.
A god that carries you to dubs or clutches hard in battle royal
He was my shaq daddy after he carried me in apex legends
A Shaq Attack is when someone shacks, or spends the night, at someone else's residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's are secret and subtle, meaning roommates may not even be aware of the extra person in the residence. Typically, Shaq Attack's involve some sort of hook up.
Jan Shaq Attacked at Paul's last night.
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