Un-Sheldoning

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object

"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"

Lola Sheldon

A girl who smells like straight up DOOKIE. Like genuinely she reaks of piss and jolly ranchers.

bruh u smell like Lola sheldon

storm Sheldon

Someone that has a massive cock and uses it to fuck himself in the ass

Did you see what storm Sheldon did yesterday?