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to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other
"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."
Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.
Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!
When you fall asleep on the couch but wake up on the bed.
Son- Hey mom did you move me to my bed?
Mom- No.
Son- But i fell asleep on the couch...
Mom- Must have been a bed shift.
When you hold down the shift key to use "!" (or any other thing you need the shif to use)multiple times and you "slip" on the last one.
Mark: Are you okay man?
Kyle: HELLZ YEAH I AM!!!1
Mark: Shift slip?
Kyle: yeah...
a working shift that begins at midnight or 2 AM
I don't think I would have enough energy to stay awake during a graveyard shift.
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A car that has a manual transmission where the driver uses a clutch and a gear shifter to drive the car.
Really awsome cars like a Toyota Celica can be found with this type of transmission.
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