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a beautiful girl. ie a shammy cloth would buff something up
uummm did you see dat girl, she is shim sham bruv, you should get on dat
An awning on a tiny house
Wow that’s a nice shim sham! Hope it holds up in the storm!
Someone being an idiot to get attention
You there, yes you, your a shim shoo
Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!
That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.
Senior gay kid that goes to carter high school
That shim shady is fishing ugly
An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery
Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!