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The condition of being so attached to your cell phone that you think it's ringing even when it's not.
sufferer: I think my phone is ringing. Where's my phone?
pitying friend: That's the oven timer. Man, you're cell shocked.
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"Shower Shock" normally happens on chilly winter mornings. "Shower Shock" is when your shower, showers extreme hot or extreme cold water, intermittently, there by making you cry out 'UuUhh..' when hot water burns you and then cry out 'AHhhh' when cold water pierces you. If this showering sequence, happens 4 times or more in 42 seconds, then one is under "Shower Shock". Essentially it is a protest tactics deployed by intelligent under/over used showers on the showeree which could potentially lead to hyper activity
Dude! I was shower shocked this morning, i guess i should just have a decaf without sugar. Caffeine, on top of Shower Shock, is going to make me Hyper Hyper Active!!!
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A mental Disorder caused by active warfare
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When the waves in the ocean are so rough your man holds you like a bowling ball.
Thank god he had me in the shock wave, or I might not have come up after that wave.
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The "WHAT THE FUCK" feeling one gets the morning after a night of exchanging clandestine smutty texts.
Damn... Did I really tell him I wanted him to jerk off and cum for me? No more liquor for you, bitch. Talk about some major sext-shock!
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The weird bodily sensations you sometimes get after eating raw fish, especially for the first time.
I ate so much raw fish, I went into sashimi shock.
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Rapidly rising blood sugar following sugar ingestion, followed by rebound insulin overreaction and resultant hypoglycemic symptoms eg dizziness aka 'sugar shock';
Reactive hypoglycaemia; Includes mental hyperinsulin hypoglycemia – 'sugar rush'
I drank coffee with five teaspoons of sugar and went into sugar shock.
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