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1. To arrive at a location, usually to meet others
2. To out-do someone else at a certain task, there by taking all the credit or praise from them
1. "Finally, Tom decided to show up for the party"
2. "I was trying to impress this cute girl by lifting weights, but then this douchebag came and lifted 30lbs more than me. He totally showed me up!"
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A gilded but disfigured world occupied by 45 in which he believes that his privileged yet scripted life, since birth, has been continuously filmed as it was with Truman Burbank in the movie The Truman Show.
Sensing nothing whatsoever as reality, he just did whatever the hell he felt like doing all along and “knew” that it wouldn’t matter if there was no more world, since it was only a movie, and so he mocked those with nothing to their names or with disabilities or even the truth of climate change and catastrophic destruction of the environment and he just enjoyed befriending the worst of the worst, even genocidal dictators because he identified most with them and eventually was entirely worse than all of them and after all, it’s only one big drama, it’s The Trump Show!
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A show on MTV started in 2009 created by CollegeHumor.com. The show follows a fictional day in the lives of the CollegeHumor workers and also shows a few original sketches that are on CollegeHumor.com.
The main cast is:
Ricky Van Veen (co-founder and boss)
Amir Blumenfeld
Streeter Seidell
Sarah Schneider
Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Jake Hurwitz
Sam Reich
Dan Gurewitch
I loved the new CollegeHumor Show on MTV and I totally remember the gonorrhea sketch when it was on the website too!
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to behave in an ostentatiously skilled and assured way with the intention of impressing others
Stop showing off and do your job. (example of show off)
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A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.
"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"
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on the show...
big dawg: that baby dont look nothing like me.
myesha: he yours, u're the only guy i'ev slept with.
maury: big dawg, you are NOT the father
big dawg: dumb ass bitch! what did i tell you. you need to keep your legs closed, biatch. i'm outta here.
myesha: (sob) (sob)
maury: dont cry myesha. i know you've slept with so many men. i would help you find the father. who's next on your "men i've slept with" list?
myesha: #43. jamal, but i think he's in jail. (sob)
maury: dont worry myesha, i would get him on the show.
I watch the maury show anytime i wanna feel like a retard.
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While fucking a girl from the back in a room with two windows face one with your back to the other. have a friend climb in through the window to your back and switch with him. proceed to climb out the window and wait for your friend to bust his load. as he does, pop up in the other window and wave to the girl with a big smile on your face.
Man, Mark and i totally pulled a magic show on Steph last night. The look on her face was priceless.
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