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A regular shower, but with me in it.
Shower: "I'm just a regular shower."
*Altrows walks into the shower.*
Shower: "Man, I'm a Hot shower."
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A Silkwood shower is a very long, hot shower taken to disinfect and decontaminate oneself from environmentally acquired smells such as smoke or food.
The term stems from the name Karen Silkwood. She was a chemical technician who died under mysterious circumstances after raising issues of contamination at the plant where she worked.
In 1983 a movie named Silkwood was released which starred Meryl Streep, Kurt Russell, and Cher. There is a decontamination shower scene in that film which is the basis for the term being coined.
I had to take a Silkwood shower when I got home from that party since I smelled like an ash tray cooked on a open flame BBQ grill covered in hot sauce.
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Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger
Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower
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The act of farting in the shower as water muffles the noise causing it to sound somewhat like Donald Duck laughing.
I took a shower earlier and farted, sounded like Donald duck laughing, a total Shower Quack
A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.
Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.
When light rain falls and the sun is still shining.
Legend has it that whenever there is a sun shower "the devil is beating his wife" (domestic violence!).
1: While pounding a slam piece with dip in mouth, preferably copenhagen, you take your cup of dip spit and dump it all over her when shes least expecting it..... mid pump.
1: DUUUUUUUUDEEE did you hear what happened?
No what?
Brendan gave that sorostitute an Alabama Shower.
I hope he was chewin' copenhagen