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To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.
-"Hey, if you'll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale penis on your mantle."
-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."
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One who recycles leftover cocaine from a mans moustache , by snorting it clean.
"Did you see that siberian feather duster in the bar last night, what a druggy"
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Siberian Bitch Slap (v) Is where you strike your hand in a backwards motion across a person (usually a prostitute of your own) in temperatures under 5 degrees Fahrenheit.
"Bruh, Nancy got me so pissed last night when we we're out making her rounds I had to hit her with the Siberian Bitch Slap." "Dude that's just cold." "That's the point..."
When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.
Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.
Used as an adjective or noun. Known as a Three River distilled cocktail or legitimate sex move when a female "throws you on topaher with immediate thrusts and force"
Merv made my lady a Siberian snow blanket and later that night she made me a Siberian snow blanket
when you fill someone's shoes/socks with snow as a prank or punishment
Aw dang it Harold! Why you gotta do the ol' Siberian New Balance to me? Now I can't feel my toes!
The act of riding a bike up someones anus
I'm so sore after Dave siberian tiger'd me last night
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