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Siri

Siri is one of the funniest person you will know! She loves to dance and hang out with her friends, she has a big dark side once you get to know her, she is kind of smart but doesn’t know it! She is beautiful but she think she’s ugly and is very insecure about her body.She will say yes to someone but doesn’t want to and you can tell by her face. She has many tough times but she can get though it. She’s very very competitive in Everything, she will do ANYTHING for her family and friends.If you hurt one of her besties she will kill you..

Person1: “wow Siri really love to compete in everything”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”

by 🌼LoveMyDaisy🌼 April 21, 2022


Siri

An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"

Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022


Siri

A virtual assistant on your phone that pops up every time you press the home button

I asked Siri how old she was and she lied:(

by Candycorn Sandwich April 23, 2017


Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet

Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy

by December 16, 2020


siri-iriot

When your being a stupid idiot

"Oliver you are the biggest Siri-iriot!"

by Joshua Dimech March 9, 2023


Siri valli

A beautiful girl with spectacles. She says she has many friends but only likes 2 of them the most. Her voice makes you get out of a coffe shop. She's Cringe but cute.

Siri valli 's only friends are hasini and amartyan!

by Herobest06 June 6, 2022


Male Siri

This is Siri with a male voice well it,s sounds good but not a lot of people know about it

Hey Siri

Male Siri: what
I want a joke
Male Siri : sorry I don,t know jokes

by Yendry_0110 November 8, 2020