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Utilizing the mobility of modern technology to its maximum in the context of relieving oneself while surfing the internet.
Suggested technologies include: Laptop with WiFi, iPhone or any other internet capable device.
Benefits include: A comforting relief while keeping a steady flow of multitasking.
"Man, I've really gotta take a dump, but I need to finish commenting this picture; downloading this torrent; talking on skype with my mother; researching dinosaurs for this paper; putting up another awful ytmnd; writing this sweet status update; laughing and saying awe to thousands upon thousands of pictures of adorable kittens"
"Dude, just sit and surf."
"YEA!"
Saying used as a substitution for saying masturbation. Commonly used by members of the UPCI organization. First used by a group of College and Career sunday school students at the Greenville, United Pentecostal Church
Randy chose to go Sitting by the fire instead of fornicating with Nikki.
When you sit on a public restroom toilet without checking the seat first (mostly pertains to males).
Dude, I totally just pulled a trust sit at the Shell station. I think I should've checked the seat first.
Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.
Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.
(V.) The act of a female receiving oral sex and proceeding to check her Facebook due to lack of anything better to do.
(N.) A duration of time where you are exclusively checking Facebook and nothing else
1. Jenny: So how was James last night, I saw you two disappear after a few drinks
Samantha: It wasn't bad until he tried to go down on me, went through a Facebook sitting then I had to take control.
Jenny: Damn that sucks, no tongue rhythm for him I guess.
2. Mike: Hey Scott, check out these girls...
Scott: Hold up man, Samantha posted something on Facebook, got a nice Facebook sitting session going on here.
Mike: Hey man, you may not want to check that...Just saying.
Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.
Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.
When a woman sits on her partner's face as an act of domination, with one or more of three possible goals: 1. Smothering, breathplay; 2. Scentplay, forced to smell; 3. Forced oral sex.
For 1&2, the sitter may be in any stage of undress. For example, either fully clothed, in panty hose panties or nude.
For 3, most often nude.
It is not uncommon for the sitee to be bound or movement restricted in some way.
She preferred using a smotherbox for face sitting
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