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Skateboarding

Stylish destruction of public property.

One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!

by Squid Wrangler March 25, 2005


skateboard

it is a life a crime in someplaces and a passion
you cant say you are a real skater unless you sweat bleed and live for the sport

"sk8er 4 life"

by toast April 01, 2003


skateboard

A short narrow board having a set of four wheels mounted under it, ridden in a standing or crouching position and often used to perform stunts

Tony Hawk is a skateboard legend.

by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004


skateboarders

duech bags that get in the way of bmxers

bmx dude: i almost landed that tailwhip but i hit one of the skateboarders

friend: i know right

skateboarder: i think i need to go to the hospital my rib is moving

bmx dude: well i'm fine

by bmxdude December 27, 2009


skateboarders

the fully sikest people in the world you enjoy riding the plank of wood on four wheels. and when these sik ppl get stoned they think of wikid names such as "olly"

1. check out that skateboarder on the ramp! he's WIKID!
2. chick1: that dude is so cool.
chick2: yeah he is a skateboarder

by MOINKEY January 08, 2004


skateboarding

A crime.

'Skateboarding is not a crime' was emblazoned upon the poseur's black t-shirt in perfect white letters, and a brand new deck was hanging limply in his feminine hands.

by nihil8r March 12, 2004


skateboarders

Skateboarders often call there own sport an "extreme" sport, when there is nothing extreme about it. When your walking up town and you see someone skateboarding nine times out of ten all you see them do is push themselves around on a piece of wood and fall. They attemt tricks that are not even at great hieghts or great speed. They will generally fall which results in a lot of bitching and moaning. The occasional throwing of a chunk of wood around as if they land that trick all the time with there eyes closed. Lots of time you will see them jump and spin there board out of control as if it is a trick. Also,when is the last time you've ever seen a skateboarder doing something life-threatening? They can say that stupid "mega-ramp" thing all they want but even a unicycle could jump that high if you gave it a big enough ramp. I'm tired of them saying that there "sport" is the best sport out there and nothing else compares to it, when in fact there wrong. It puzzles me that out of all the extreme sports, skateboarding, is the most popular. My guess is that very few have the balls to try something dangerous/creative like blading, BMX, and others. Skateboarding is just for those who can't do anyhthing big so instead they just spin around there piece of wood a foot off the ground and call that the greatest sport?

"Hey look at that hunk of shit rolling towards us, oh no wait thats just a pack of skateboarders"

by B-rent15 September 27, 2007