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Chasing Skirts

Looking for sex partners. Usually used to refer to a male seeking female company. But it could possibly be used to refer to a lesbian seeking sex partners or perhaps to a gay man seeking a cross-dressing or otherwise effeminate male partner.

Accusing someone of "Chasing Skirts" can imply that the accused person is usually unsuccessful in his\her\other's endeavours.

"Did you see Brad? Man, does that guy ever do anything *besides* chasing skirts?"

by Aedwynn November 3, 2005

71πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Vagina Skirt

A skin-tight short skirt (usually made of polyester, elastic and rayon) worn that if one were to bend over, the vagina (or junk) would be visible.

All those girls in that house are wearing vagina skirts and heels.

by Dat Biddie September 20, 2012

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Skirt Meat

When Someone is so obese that their stomach does not stop at the waste line. It is like a spare tire but not around your mid-drift, however around your pelvic region. It hangs over the genital area.

"OMG!!! That girl is so fat, she has a horrible case of skirt meat!"

by xosusanxo March 8, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Skirt

ejaculate

so i just decided to skirt on her breasts

by Dandretti October 28, 2003

3πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Skirt Mouth

A person that can’t hold water they gossip too much

He or she is a Skirt mouth they can’t keep their mouth close they tell all of someone business

by Big Nut February 7, 2021


skirt migration

When one's skirt rotates while walking so that the zipper keeps ending up in the front, requiring you to subtly adjust said skirt without anyone noticing.

Suffering from a bad case of skirt migration, I tried to shimmy my skirt back into place amongst the crowds on the subway, hoping nobody would notice.

by HollyJ July 3, 2008

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž