Euphemism for masturbation.
Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...
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Siberian Bitch Slap (v) Is where you strike your hand in a backwards motion across a person (usually a prostitute of your own) in temperatures under 5 degrees Fahrenheit.
"Bruh, Nancy got me so pissed last night when we we're out making her rounds I had to hit her with the Siberian Bitch Slap." "Dude that's just cold." "That's the point..."
When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.
All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.
To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".
He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.
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To bitch slap someone such as a bitch with a stack of money.
He Money Bitch-Slapped his bitch
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After investing your time sweet talking and wining and dining a woman. Bitch slap her during Sex and hold on tight (preferably by her hair) whilst she goes mad and tries to throw you off.
The challenge is to stay on board as long as possible and to ideally break her. Compare times with your friends and earn extra credibility for your time on the bitch slap bronco with female weightlifters or bodybuilders who are larger and stronger than you.
Mate, I managed 90 seconds on the bitch slap bronco with a 6 foot tall bulgarian shot-putter last night!!
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