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When one willfully propels oneself down a flight of stairs.
Dude, did you see that chick?! She just did a human slinky and broke her neck! It was awesome!
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The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.
Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."
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The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.
When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.
The slinky Dublin bus was a mode of transport used by Dublin Bus during the emergency (1939-1945), in response to the huge strain put on public transport systems due to the increase in the price of fuel caused by the second world war which meant people could no longer afford personal transport.
The slinky Dublin bus ceased operations shortly after the second world war due to being made redundant by the invention of the double decker bus.
Their continued existance in Irish society is a myth fabricated by many of the upper class within Irish society who wish to scare their childeren away from ever using a disguting public transport system used by common people.
The parents have gone to extraordinary lengths to ensure the success of their plan by implanting false memories of slinky Dublin buses in the minds of their children like in that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio.
This leads to their children being fully convinced of the continued existence of the slinky Dublin bus even when provided with overwhelming evidence to the contrary
The slinky Dublin Bus isn't a thing
This frase describes the technique of leaving sexual conduct by flopping out of bed in an almost inhumanely fast manor. The move is very complex and requires a intense level of concentration from the participating parties. Both parties can use this move at the same time however it is not recommended as it could potentially break both backs. There is no restriction as to who can utilize this technique except for a currently ongoing experiment that is recomending not using the technique if the user is lactose intolerant.
He performed a impressive Aplified metallic slinky maneuver and was out of the room in a matter of seconds.
An insult used when someone is being unbelievably idiotic when arguing a point.
"I think that this is right."
"No it's not, you fucking slinky."
You and a buddy riding in a 3 seater truck, the passenger is banging her while she gives the driver head.
My friends girl was into the devils 3 way, so we asked if she wanted to try the 3 pack slinky.
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