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When somebody Pees in your beer. Esp. an IPA.
I gave sam a sloan IPA for his birthday.
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Gorgeous sexy girl. beautiful blond hair, smmmmokin! hot body and eyes you could get lost in.
smart funny everything you could ask for!
wouldnt be traded for the world.
sometimes can be called georgious.
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A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.
Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.
Someone who cant over a person
Sloane Reilly get over him RIGHT NOW!!
a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars
A man who does calisthenics. He has a legendary bloodline. His grandfather was an infamous climber who would climb the holy lands of your mother’s pussy. His father created National Geographic and is a skilled archeologist. His brother Oliver packs a huge 1000$ telescope for which he shows off to his girlfriend Jacqueline. Leif went to a tennis camp in Wake Forest North Carolina where he learned how to jerk off to the tennis balls. He thinks he is the main character, but that role is reserved for James Chen. Whenever Leif fucks a girl he says he will give her the one piece. Leif’s penis curves like an L. You may think that is a problem, but whenever he gets a boner, his penis becomes so long that it doesn’t even matter because he will rail you sideways.
Omg this guy’s penis was so weirdly shaped but so long. He kept telling me that the one piece was real and that he would give it to him. What even is a one piece? Sounds like you have a Leif Sloan.
Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.
SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity
Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage
Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.
Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger
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