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Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee
Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.
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Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.
Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.
When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.
I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack
that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast
Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!
When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.
Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."
one of the best people on quackgenics server ngl
yk slurp#2143?
yeah?
theyre so cool
trueeee
- bloser_
1/4 Gin, 1/4 Calpol Cough Medicine & 1/2 Rosé Wine, used as a cheap alternative to illegal drugs and expensive alcholic cocktails. used widely in Irish house parties over the past few months. Can be drank to enhance a particular moment in ones life.
Person 1- "Hey, let's head down to the off license and buy some vodka and mixers"
Person 2- "Jesus! That's too expensive for me, im gonna mix up some pink slurp for the party instead"
Person 1- "Yeah me too actually, leats go to my house, i ahve loads of calpol and gin, you bring the wine"