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Smear Baby

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.

"I was an accident." "Yeah, you must of been a smear baby."

by mwood35 September 10, 2009

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lap smear

The annual health test that every laptop should get, sometimes leading to a repair job.

My laptop is kinda choked up right now, better take it in for its annual lap smear.

by BillyBuggy April 3, 2009

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poo smear

A racist term for brown people.

hey poo smear..
yeah you..
why the fuck don't you go back to India.

by horse with no name March 30, 2008

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PAPP Smear

People Against Planned Parenthood (PAPP) Smear campaign. A 2011 smear campaign sponsored by Senator Jon Kyl and Representative Michele Bachmann in which participants make up information or misquote others with the intention of harming the image of Planned Parenthood.

1. Michele Bachmann is really excited about her PAPP Smear.
2. ...So is Jon Kyl.

by SenJonKyl #ni2bafs April 13, 2011

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Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 29, 2011

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smear the queer

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.

It's Fifth Grade, Let's play Smear the Queer!

by T-Dog jenkins February 21, 2005

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Button Smear

While haveing intercourse, the act of sticking your finger in a girls belly button and swooshing it around and smearing it on the top of the lip. the cousin of the dirty sanchez.

"man that button smear last night, smelled so amazing"

by LanaL October 5, 2006

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