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Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.

Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!

by Bob-owski October 5, 2011


bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds

That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.

by RamahTrip November 12, 2013


Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014


Blackberry Smoothie

The act of eating a bussy out but the femboy has not wiped in a many years and the person eating out the bussy throws up all over the bussy and keeps on going

John says "Mick bro I just had the best time of my life giving that smelly femboy Blackberry Smoothie" Mick says "Dude your fucking disgusting"

by Hairy schmuck January 21, 2022


Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 24, 2020


Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 9, 2019


Smoothie Poo

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!

-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.

by J-ZUS October 15, 2010

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