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Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins
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Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"
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What gay men do for entertainment, storage, and culinary purposes. They insert gummy worms inside their anus or prison purse with the intention of consuming them at a later time.
Bill had to toss Bruce's salad so he could retrieve the delicious brown gummy worms, a result of gummy worm smuggling.
Someone with a fat/possibly lumpy ass.
That woman is smuggling play doh.
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Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.
Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.
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Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.
Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.
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When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".
Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?
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