snail drop

Definition of a women tea-bagging a man (sitting on his face).

I met up Deanna last night and she snail dropped me.

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

Snail Down!

1. The BEST show on television!

2. A skit on the Eric Andre show where Hannibal Buress dresses in a green bodysuit with a snail-shaped spiral attached to the back. This skit is similar to Bird Up!, except Snail Down! is much better.

Hannibal Buress: "Yo fuck Bird Up! it's time for Snail Down!"
*Bird Up! theme in reverse*

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Slippery Snail

(n.) the female version of the tea bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.

Scraddy can't tea bag because he has no balls. Instead his girl gave him a slippery snail.

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snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

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gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

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Snail Sniffer

Men names Marshall who get salty when they can’t find the snail.

Marshall is a “salty snail sniffer”