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When you live with a roomate who doesnt't get any, and you have sex with his hot sister in his own bed.
John was very mad when he arrived home to find Joe pulling a sneaky bard in his own bed.
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The pinky that a lover sticks up a partner's anus during intercourse / sex play, normally when insertion is not expected.
She was jerking me off and next thing you know, she slipped me the sneaky timmy.
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When a poor construction worker/football coach doesnt shower for a week and has sex with a transexual in a dumptruck....during the act of sex you must leave with a pusstache..and say to the woman "man that shit stinks"
Mill- Hey bitch did u take that thing home last night to fuck
Jeff- no i took that snatch to the construction site and pulled a sneaky blasko.
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Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.
Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
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Sneaky chickens are chickens that sneak around, not wanting to be noticed.
Helen, that sneaky chicken, was no where to be seen when I closed the coop tonight.
When a man gets a boner at an inappropriate time and his significant other sneakily relives him.
Baby i got morning wood but our kid is in the room could you reach under the covers and give me a sneaky reachy?
A mixed drink consisting of an entire Mio Energy emptied into a handle of the cheapest vodka you can find.
"Aw man, that sneaky juice was a bad idea last night."