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Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.
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-When a woman pisses all over a male companions head when she's on her period.
Owen to Louis
"Dude, I had to shower for hours after my girl gave me a Golden Sombrero
The only cool and swagalicious twitter user who can make that ass drop
"Hey bro you see the latest Sombrero Krillin tweet?" "No?" (He then proceeds to piss in the others mouth)
When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.
When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.
When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.
My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!
A sombrero crew is a group of usually young, good looking and charming boys! The name has its roots in Essex, England, but sombrero crews have been found in places such as nottingham, leicester, portsmouth, brighton, bournemouth, and even as far afield as Malia and Cancun.
Legend has it, in 2008 cancun was the setting for one of the most famous sombrero crew stories, and rumours are rife this may be turned into a film in the future with Spielberg interested in the production.
Sombrero crews signature drinks are tequila and corona, with various cocktails also going down a treat such as ameretto sours. To be classed as a sombrero crew you should also regularly eat out at nandos with your boys, enjoy football, ps3, barbeques and road trips.
Many people want to be part of these sombrero crews, but only a few lucky people are.
Mr Barton: Ahh man look at that sombrero crew over there, they are the coolest...
Sombrero Crew member: Hey man, you wanna come join our crew?
Mr Barton: Jeez, I dont know if, if, if I'm cool enough?
Sombrero Crew member: Yeah you're right sod off mate