my mom sucks my dick sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

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we should do something sometime

Some one who is wants to hook up with some one and fuck her cause he cant get his own girl friend so he needs to pimp on littler girls.

Hey i have never seen u in my life, we should do something sometime. SO Can we fuc know or later

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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies

When a man is doing less than the bare minimum so you have to step in and do all the work or else it will never get done

Abby: Are you going to do any more for this group project?

Matt: I already wrote the intro and I’m busy this week

Abby: Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies

Sometimes you just gotta break some bones

(please let this go through, I wanna get her a mug for her birthday of this)
The catchphrase of the one and only Reilly Hilliard Danger Hughes

"I have had bones broken, and I too, have broken bones"

Steph: It's so annoying, I have so much work to do tonight, AS WELL as a swim meet.

Reilly: Well, sometimes you just gotta break some bones.

yaat yeet yiit yoot yuut and sometimes yyyt

The mega and most precious from of yeet ever possible in the entire universe.

yaat yeet yiit yoot yuut and sometimES YYYT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER

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Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

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