Sped Helmet

A device used to prevent serious injury of a retard banging their head against hard objects

The retard's owner quickly slipped the sped helmet on the retard to prevent further damage.

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sped kid

the kid who is in special ed classes

"damn did you see what the sped kid did today?"

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sped shed

A sped shed is the Special Education classrooms, where the speds go. Its an extension to the insult "sped".

Friend: Yo you hear about the new girl?
You: No? What is it?
Friend: She's in the sped shed! For all her classes! LOL!
You: What's that?
Friend: Sped shed? It's the special ed classes!

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sped unit

A person who has the remarkable capability to consume insane amounts of booze and ilicit drugs. More than just a man, a unit.

Yo, dat nigga's a motherfuckin sped unit, son!

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sped dank

That shit that makes you go straight retarded.

Ethan hit that sped dank and is FUCKED up

lucas the sped

is demented

lucas the sped has sex with dogs

sped ops

What somebody is when they are trying to be tactical or tacticool and they screw up. Comes from the word Spec Ops or Special Operations.

Operator #1: *accidently shoots self in foot*

Operator #2: Dammit Carl!!! Go join the fucking Sped Ops!!!