The joke of the century.
Normal person: Is your cousin a boy or a girl?
Blue haired girl: There are more genders than that!!!
Normal person: Free speech, motherfucker!
Blue haired girl: *Crying*
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When one reads a word and gets it wrong, it seems as if one's voice gets louder as one attempts to correct one's mistake. Also notice the increased frustration and anger presented by one's lovely face.
"...abolonishest...ABOlitionshion.....ABOLITIONIST!" - Illiterate Person A.
"Lol that dude is so frustrated." Random Person A.
"Wonder if he'd do that in an official speech, would make for good T.V." Tasteless Random Person B.
-Example should include the word "Frustrated Speech"- So be it UD.
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Something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct
Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic
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Love speech: The opposite of hate speech. Speaking with a high level unconditional positive regard for people of all backgrounds with a growing intensity.
Love speech: I give two Sh#ts about where you can from, get get the F#%k over here and have a drink with me!
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1337 speech is the act of using internet slang. Typically, 1337 speech is used by people with the IQ of a banana who think they are being cool by shaving 30 points off their IQ.
Examples,
Leik omg g3t teh lif3 l00zer!!1!
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Omg, he lectures me each time I see him... mind your own, and stfu.
Omg, just got The Big Speech!
Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.
I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.
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