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soccer mom speedball

large starbucks coffee and a Klonopin

It's a new epidemic: in the teachers lounge, all women book clubs, ballet studios, dojos - it's being called a "soccer mom speedball", which is a large starbucks coffee and a klonopin tablet, a medication used for anxiety. is your mom taking part?

by bleeeweee September 14, 2010

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poor man's speedball

a combination of hydrocodone and adderall, crushed up and snorted. the desired effect is to mimic the feeling of the authenic speedball, while spending much less money.

i got a hangover from raging last nite, just did a poor man's speedball.

by deballs July 20, 2010

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old mans speedball

drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low

iโ€™ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.

by isoldtheworld March 18, 2020


yellow bellied speedball

The combination of caffeine and nicotine, usually as the sole constituents of a breakfast

"Hey man, you wanna go grab some lunch? It's 2pm and I'm just running on a yellow bellied speedball"

by Soil H. December 1, 2021

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Sarsons her speedball

the action of spraying the rear of a bitches throat with sticky white love piss

" ere check her out, i could just sarsons her speedball"

by daft cunt June 20, 2003

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Office-drone Speedball

Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.

This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.

Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!

Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!

by Mike What January 25, 2020


Middle-Age Speedball

Like the "Pill-Lattes" but for men. Strong coffee or an energy drink and a Percodan/Percocet/ Oxy/ etc.... Usually chewed.

Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....

I get through the day on with a Middle-Age Speedball.

by Canis Maximus November 20, 2010

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