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A new Spider-Man movie coming out after the COVID. The movie is about all three universes of Spider-Man (Tom Holland, Tobey Maguire, and Andrew Garfield) teaming up. Although it is confirmed that Tobey Maguire is going to be in, it is not confirmed that Andrew Garfield is.
Yo, I can't wait for Spider-Man: No Way Home to come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.
MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."
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It's spider man but with a big nose! how humorous!
do you love BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN?
YES! BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN IS SO FUNNY!
Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Michael Chabon. The sequel to the 2002 film Spider-Man, it is the second film in Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco reprise their roles as Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn, respectively.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city.
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets.
Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: See ya!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!
Peter Parker: What do you want?
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.
Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...
(Tentacle snaps at Peter)
Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her...
Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what?
Spider-Man: Where is she?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.
(they fight)
(Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator)
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
(pause)
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
(pause)
Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore.
(tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius)
Spider-Man: Here's your change!
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Similar to "spider man dat hoe" {When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)} except this is typically accomplished at a Frat party and instead of flinging the fluid at a girl, you immediately leave the room and the first person you see back in the party is your victim.
Some frat asshole: "MAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!"
you speaking to your friends " I just .SPIDER MAN DAT BRO!" (pointing at the guy with .....on his face!)
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When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618
"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"
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The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home
David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home