When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.
LOOK OUT! THERE IS SPIFFY BOLOGNA WATER OVER THERE!
When you are on the road, stop at a gas station for a blowjob, and leave right as you jizz.
"Meet anyone special on your road trip?"
"No, but some girl at a gas station gave me a Spiffy in a Jiffy."