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when two men's naked wet butts collide
I was in the locker room and had a splash down with a strange man.
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A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.
Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.
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When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.
I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!
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When the anal snake releases from your poop shoot, splashes water in an upwards direction, and back up your bang hole.
"I pooped, it landed in the water, and the water went up my butt" - Friend
"Ooohhh, you mean a cave splash" - Me
To Ocean Splash; A double circular motion where one uses one hand to masturbate and the other to dry there eyes whilst crying, resulting in a large splash, much like the ocean.
Many performed the ocean splash after the departure of Jose Mourinho
Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."