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Just say Yes to going swimming
It was spontaneous but I went swimming!
This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.
Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.
Not Senzela
Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.
Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".
Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*
that girl just sent me the most spontaneous image ever. never knew an ass could look so good!
Eric says that it's when printers and scanners randomly start working
I don't know how the fuck it's all working again, but these scanners and printers are just magically spontaneously cooperating. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
a condition that involves sudden spazziness in all forms. The only way to treat this is to remove yourself from situations that could cause spasm attacks of any kind.
I suffer from spontaneous spazticitus. It makes it very difficult.