cotched squatters

a man smoking a doobie in a house that isnt his, rinsing food, and drink.
also a dirty diggers lyric.

"oi bitch this is my house!"
"nah its fine we are a cotched squatters"
"oh, oh okay then"

Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.

Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.

Squirter Squatter

A lesbian or lesbian couple who occupies a residence without the homeowner's permission.

I came back from my vacation and found a couple of squirter squatters in my house.

We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.