Twat Squat

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)

"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"

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cop a squat

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

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Squat Squad

The group of the YouTuber TheMeatHeadGames. Including MeatHead (Noah), CG29007 (Connor), Frostynipz14 (Logan or Rogan), Bomberman225 (George), James, Yovani, and more.

Bro did you see the new Squat Squad video

muffin squat

When a woman "Teabags"

Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"

squat-spot

any place you can find to sit. whether it be a couch, chair, or just a railing, as long as you can sit on in or around it, it is a squat-spot

"i see a couple of squat-spot over there"

"you just stole my squat-spot"

First Squat

The first time a toilet is used in the sitting position after being cleaned.

I love when I am the first person at work and I can go get first squat on my favorite toilet!

I hate taking a dump at an airport, you can never get first squat.

squat of the lion

Fetal Position, in a bathtub, with the opposite sex with hairy genitals. Mostly for the homo community.

"Dear Lord, I was so wasted last night I found myself doing the squat of the lion with Molly! And I'm not even a dyke"