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The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.
Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.
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An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.
"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."
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The natural phenomenon observed when one eats a burger or similar bun-based food, squeezing the bun too hard, forcing the burger to slowly eject itself from between the buns. If this process continues, the user may be forced to consume purely burger and no bun, leaving the user with solely buns and toppings.
Some possible causes include:
-user inexperienced with bun-based foods
-too much lubrication (ketchup, mustard, etc)
-wet toppings including tomatoes
-nonuniform squeezing of the bun
-basic bun malfunction (cracking or tearing)
-etc
If experiencing Squeeze Theorem, the user should remain calm and not panic. Sudden movements may be fatal.
"Hey man, where do you want to go eat?"
"Lets grips some A&W"
"d00d, I hate that place, my burg always gets Squeeze Theorem"
"yeaaa... I remember, you had to get a refill on that burg"
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"A "Buffalo Squeeze" is the term that originated to describe the driving of a buffalo herd into a canyon with progressively narrowing walls and with no exit (The term is now used to describe using this same process on wild horses). The narrowing walls would slow the herd of stampeding beasts and eventually stop them as the canyon walls finally came together. Now facing the wrong direction and with no escape they were at the mercy of the pursuers. -anon.
the origins of "Squeeze Play" or "puttin' the 'squeeze' on someone ... "
"...with
pasties and a g-string
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
and a Buffalo squeeze..." -Tom Waits
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The act of mercilessly squeezing a mans plump testicles. Can be done for fun, revenge, or pleasure. The male will be in excruciating pain during this. The person squeezing his balls on the other hand will probably badly enjoy it.
Jack was being rude so his friend grabbed his balls and ball squeezed them crushing the tender orbs in his hand while jack screamed and begged for mercy.
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1. The non-main people/persons you are having sexual/romantic relations with. (The opposite of a Main Squeeze)
My main girl works on the weekends, so you know I be hittin up my Side Squeeze on Saturday and Sundays for a little lovin.
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Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.
He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe
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