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Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...
Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
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when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it
"Yo man, that squish porn is the shit."
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a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
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A hug from a girl one with particularly large breasts.
Boy: Can I get a hug?
Girl: Sure!
*boob squish*
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An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.
"Give that scorpion a good ol' college squish."
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1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
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The act of doing one finger push ups in two different vaginas at once.
Also can vary as a Dirty squish-up. (The act of squish-ups in 2 Butts)
Dude I had your mom and your sister over and we did 3 different sets if Squish-ups! Needless to say it got a little messy after the first set.
We got down and did 1 dirty squish up!
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