Rural Dictionary

Stokes' Mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

by Tyler February 25, 2004

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Literally no one's ever used this in a sexual connotation.

It was used in the movie 'Disturbia' where a scene appeared to invoke some kind of sexual tension moment when the killer says "someone as intelligent and attractive as you doesn't need to be wasting her time stoking the fire" while appearing charming and dark at the same time.

You can find the exact scene by searching "Disturbia (6/9) movie clip" in youtube.

What he was actually implying is that she doesn't need to piss him off when all he wants is privacy.

How this was misinterpreted is beyond me. Stoking the fire means to agitate the embers of a fire to keep it burning when it's almost out. Agitate being the keyword.

Q: What are you doing with that stick?
A: Stoking the fire, it's almost dead

A: I know your car got stolen but I accidentally ran over your cat
B: You're just stoking the fire now...

by iAmMeowNow January 31, 2020

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Stokes' Mom

The cheapest whore known in a central suburban area. Usually found in the personal section of the newspaper saying: "Bring $.25 to $2.00 for Excellent time. Rachel not included."

Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with Stokes' Mom.

by Beau February 25, 2004

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Stoked Bummer

A feeling that arises from a bitter-sweet moment in which you are happy (or "Stoked") about a particular circumstance, while simultaneously saddened (total "Bummer" dude!) due to a consequence of the same event. Only really applies to people in Souther California, or events taking place there.

Me: Dude, so I'm stoked that my little sister is getting a sweet gig in Portland but I'm bummed-out that it means she will be moving out of SoCal.
Buddy: Yeah, Stoked Bummer man.
Me: Double True.

by The Slippery Banana August 8, 2011

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