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A book of synonyms for people who live in between a city and a farm.
"Can I use the urban dictionary to look up a synonym for the word catastrophic?" "No, you're in between a city and a farm, and a dictionary is not used for synonyms. Use this Suburban Thesaurus."
A person from the suburbs who acts gangster. They act hard even though they grew up with 2 loving parents and a million dollar house. Usually this person acts tough online but gets bitched in real life.
Tired of all these suburban warriors saying slide for von
A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
The suburban cowboy, Johnwaynus imitatus, is easily identified by its Reagan/Bush '84 trucker cap. Do not approach under any circumstance or it may attempt unsolicited discussion of gas prices or q anon.
Owns cats. Bakes cookies. Responds to Nicky Eliafan.
I love the way he builds that stool from Ikea. He must be like so suburban-sexual.
a group of people on the net who help promoted bands if they get into street teams. if they do get into a street team they get a "swag" of promo goodies to give out to kids and people. Prizes are involved and you send in reports of what you've done.
Yay, I made it into the ASH street team on Suburban force!!!
A term used to describe an individual who is only loyal if it benefits them or they are on good terms with the other party. Created by Danny Roberts
Danny: my friend snitched me out to the police so they wouldn't think he did anything
Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty
a boredom of such extremes that you simply want to punch yourself to make things more interesting. like being in the suburbs
school today had me caught with suburban boredom
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