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In American political jargon, an October surprise is a news event that may influence the outcome of an upcoming election (particularly one for the U.S. presidency), whether deliberately planned or spontaneously occurring. Because the date for national elections (as well as many state and local elections) is in early November, events that take place in October have greater potential to influence the decisions of prospective voters; thus, relatively last-minute news stories could either change the course of an election or reinforce the inevitable. The term "October surprise" was coined by William Casey when he served as campaign manager of Ronald Reagan's 1980 presidential campaign.
Trump has turned America into reality television with his October Suprise. He doesn't really have covid.
That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Yo dude. I totally fuckin gave those assholes at the dorm in the common area a mexican suprise in that thrash can by the couches.
When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.
When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.
The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs
"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.
The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.
"Oh fuck"
"What is it Manager Dave?"
"We've got another Lansing Suprise."
"Oh shit"
the act of peeing in your partners mouth while recieving oral sex. (partner must be unsuspecting)
last night I gave my girlfriend suprise lemonade, she seemed pretty mad.
When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
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A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.
Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what.
I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.
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