A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.
Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!
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Going from one arcade to another trying out different DDR machines for a variety of songs.
"Hey this one doesn't have Candy, lets go DDR Surfing"
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Metaphor for when a midget porks a humungous woman, normally in the early hours after a drinking bout at a night club.
Look at the state of Briggsy. Has he been Whale Surfing again?
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Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites
Jess was surfing the net.
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The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.
After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.
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Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.
Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker
The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.
Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.