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Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)
As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.
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they did surgery on a grape
they did surgery on a grape
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When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.
"Hey! Looking good!"
"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."
Hey Jeff they did surgery on a grape
slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity
John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.
They did surgery on a grape
Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape
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When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.
Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.
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