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Jizz Sweats

To abstain from masturbation or sex for such a long time that you start sweating semen.

After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
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by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015

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boob sweat

It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs

It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.

by Tiffany2583 January 5, 2007

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soup sweats

The sweaty forehead you get after drinking two boiling cups of ramen.

"Dude are you ok? Why are you so sweaty". "I'm fine, I just have the soup sweats."

by Macdaddyalex October 21, 2015

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Gamer's Sweat

Occurs because of two main reasons:
1: An intense Team Deathmatch is going down causing your pits to become wet and soggy.
2: That camping noob has pissed you off to the point your rage has heated your body and caused you to perspire.

After 3 hours of "intense battle"

Gamer 1: Ah man, that was close. Can't believe we won it.

Gamer 2: Yeah. All right I think I'm gonna get off Live for a while. *stands up and looks at his arm pits*

Oh shit dude, I got some real Gamer's sweat!

Gamer 1: Yeah, me too.

by Terse November 11, 2012


cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.

Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."

by ryesmom June 4, 2013


Whiskey Sweats

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.

Victor Standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much Firewater.

by DRUNK Sloth October 4, 2015


Trump Sweats

The non-medical term describing anxiety symptoms that a person experiences during the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election. A person typically will also experience Trump Terrors or nightmares about the future of America and the economy and will be accompanied with cold sweats and trembling.

I could not sleep last night. I kept waking up from Trump Terrors and had the Trump Sweats bad.

by lilnki December 7, 2016