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Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off
A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.
Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman
Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift
I love Taylor swift so much I am a swifty
Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him
Yo bro you seen that new Swifty FN Youtube Video? it was fire fr