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A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.
Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman
Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly
She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.
Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.
"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"
A basic white bitch obsessed with Taylor Swift. Also a fucking idiot.
Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
a swiftie is a person who is fan of taylor swift
hey look is a swiftie!! they must need therapy