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when one is crapping and eating a doughnut at the same time; as one stands to wipe one's arse, one accidentally drops the doughnut into the pan. the dilemma is; should one pick out the doughnut, wash it under the tap, and carry on eating?
colin "what's that brown stain round your north and south kev?"
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."
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a girls first time her cherry pops,the man takes the blood and secrets it in her anus, then he cums in it and her anal contractions swirls the mixture into a pepeint like image.
you like candy right? Your going to like the peppermint swirly that will be upheld on your anus.
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Austrailian Swirly
Australian Swirly (awstrailiyan Swurli) Verb- this sex act requires a bathroom and a very willing very skinny light girl girl. First you must take a nice poop in the toilet maybe even take a few every day and not flush them so there is a build up. Next you get your petite women over to your house and stick her head in the toilet, you proceed to continually flush the toilet, making the poop swish around in her face, Next after all the poop is flushed down, you fist this girl and let her spin around in the toilet. When you are done with this maneuver, you next drag your very sick bitch into another room, sit down on a spinning office chair, spin the office chair very fast and fuck her while spinning until she throws up. Next you put her in the office chair and push her down a steep flight of stairs.
"Hey Ross I gave this girl an Austrailian Swirly the other day, it was fun and all but the throw up was a bitch to clean"
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When someone flushes the toilet on you when your on the phone. This sometimes destroys the phone in which has been swirlied
As soon as i heard the toilet flush on the phone I knew I was getting a phone swirly.
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A special technique used by a person performing fellatio where their tongue is whipped around the penis head in a swift, circular motion before and during climax. Typically includes special attention given to the urethra during ejaculation.
"Sorry I'm late fellas, Mildred surprised me and gave me the old Swirly Bird so I got held up." Archie said when he showed up to the poker game 25 minutes late.
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The hairstyle worn by men going bald where the remaining four strands of hair are left long and then wrapped around the head five or six times in an attempt to conceal the fact.
That guy shaped like a bowling pin had a mister swirly
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When you dress up like an alien, and stick a girls head in a toilet bowl and have intercourse with her from the back.
Lets go to the bathroom cause imma give you this swirly marvin!
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