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A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.
Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.
The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.
"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."
Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.
A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.
When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!
a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.
Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!
A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.
I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.
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