A guy who spills milk everywhere
Example: you dropped a 4L carton of milk
“Wow John did you just teagan”
Teagan is your local quirky kid, shes id kind when she wants to be.
If you make her mad tho, RUN, if you upset her friends expect a very opinionated message.
Teagan is weird
Teagan is a grown ass woman who can't stop being lesbian and is extremely white. She constantly thinks about giys dicks.
Teagan is weird af
A greasy bitch!!
inbred grease yeah that bitch is fucking gross
wrong out your hair cry up a fucking jojo
cat shit and cat piss always on your clothes
diagnosis…. BITCH!!!
teagan is a greasy bitch.
She is normally insane but in a good way. lots of fun and forces you to run through the sprinklers with you at 11 at night. will eat an entire cake with you and stay up all night doing stupid shit. a great friend. you want to dye her hair? cool shell go to target and buy box bleach for you to do her hair. sometimes insane. one of the bestest friends you could ask for.
I only look good when I'm in Teagan's pants
A short and wild Oompa Loompa. Is attracted to men with girl names. Teagan’s often can be found under bridges in Central and South America.
Teagan is a black monkey who sits in trees and kidnaps children
Teagan is so black