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intellectually and educationally stimulated
high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service
Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.
She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.
1. Tease and denial is a phrase used to describe when a chick teases you sexually and continually brings you to the edge of orgasm, over and over again, for as long as she wants, only to tuck your pecker away and kiss you goodnight in the end.
2. Tease and denial can also result in an orgasm after the female is done teasing toward edge, and denying.
See "chastity" for information on long-term tease and denial.
1. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. I was trying to get to sleep with my balls burning for 3 hours.
2. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. She teased my dick until I was about to cum, then she'd stop. Then she'd start up again, then stop, then start, all night. Finally she gave me the best orgasm of my life!
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As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.
Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?
Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.
Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.
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A girl who comes on to boys as "liking" them. however, when the man tries to make a move on this girl, she says that she wants to be "just friends."
Jon: Wanna go out some time?
Tate: No, I think we should just be friends.
Jon: You're such a tease-fuck! You lead everyone on!
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n. Someone who flirts on social networking sites, chats, etc. and promises to be a potential date but never comes thru.
etymology similar to e-mail, e-book, etc.
Guy1: I've been chatting with this chick for a while.
Guy2: Did you ask her out yet?
Guy1: No man, she's such an e-tease.
Guy2: ah, sorry bro yeah I know how that feels.
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when a girl wants a lot for christmas, more than she actually deserves and realises the only way to get this is to promises sexual favours to her boyfriend ie 4 of the magic 5 (handjob, blowjob, fingering,licking out, no sex). she promises this but has no intention of actually doing any of it because she is EVIL.
tom: i cant wait till tonight its gonna be amazing.
4 of the magic 5! yessss!
dario: you do realise shes joking right?
tom: what no way she'll definetly do it she loves me
dario(whispers): christmas tease
tom: what
dario: i said christmas tease you dumb bastard hahahahaha
*tom* cries until he passes out
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