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The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...
GUY1: I got in to wake tech man!!!
GUY2: Scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1: We're goin places Dude!
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These people consume rare earth metals to fuel their desire to steal my Mongolian uncles and raid my silkworm and rare fish farms
Diego is a tech extremist, I need your help Johnny to dispose of the body
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Rumored to be an immortal god, capable of preform task deemed impossible by man. One that is capable of fixing the most fucked up shit dreamed by man. See also god
The HVAC Tech fixed my A/C unit and made my wife shut up.
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demons,angels, and civilians welcome to my purgatory party
they say there aint nuthin but farms where we from, they say we cant do no one harm where we from
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a highly specialized university where military personnel are given preferential consideration during admission. once all transcripts and other academic papers are faxed, they are accepted within that day.
After my tour in Iraq, I text messaged GENO Tech and was told I was accepted. Done deal, boss.
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The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?
"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
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A lighting and or sound production company or department, generally responsible for running major events and picking up the slack of those around them.
Rochester Institute of Technology has the best tech crew around.
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