Techno haralia

A lot of crazy events happening in a short period of time (Techno is a small space with the haralia being the madness inside the small space)

Oh no! We’re trapped in the techno haralia cycle.

Techno Hippie

A term used for someone who likes the technology of 'their' present. but doesn't like the idea of consuming both 'lots of resources' and 'chemicals into their bodies'.

some one who believes both technology and nature can live in harmony, but also believe that people just need to give them both a chance.

"Let technology live on but lets use the knowledge of our ancestors to keep us going." this is often what a Techno Hippie would say.

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Techno Gibbon

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

Techno Hermit

a complete recluse (hermit) who plays xbox live or playstation 3/computer (esp. World of Warcraft) all the time, neglecting their social life completely.

hey wanna come to town at the weekend?

nah man, ive just bought the new WoW expansions pack.

dont be a techno hermit man!

Detroit Techno

Techno from it's birthplace, Detroit, Michigan. Started by The Belleville Three, this musical genre took the world by storm.

Detroit Techno takes over DEMF at the Hart Plaza every year.

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Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

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techno pagan

Someone who blends modern technology with their pagan or witchcraft practice. Alternately, someone with a pagan spirituality who believes that mechanical and electronic devices, such as cars and computers, have a spirit or soul of their own.

Jarrod uses a Leatherman for his Athame and a laser pointer for his wand. I had no idea he was such a techno pagan.

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