Motel-no-tell

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.

Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.

kiss and tell

(v.) To sell ones' story about a sexual liasons with a famous person, describing them so that the moronic readers/listeners/viewers can imagine what fucking a celebrity is like.

she does kiss and tells.

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Hate-Tell

A message sent using the smartphone app "Heytell" when you're pissed off at someone. When you need to bitch someone out and texting just won't convey the anger/attitude you need to get across.

"Joe was talking so much shit to me before I left tonight, I'm gonna hate-tell him all night."

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ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.

Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.

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kiss and tell

Writing a web comic, but intentionally leaving the identity of the cartoonist a mystery.

Pete wrote a hilarious web comic about how women belong in the kitchen. He shared this comic with his friends, who found the comic hilarious and literally couldn't stop laughing. When asked about the comic's origins, Pete went silent. He was not one to kiss and tell.

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Tell me

A phrase used to ascertain information from a rival as to what happened to him during an altercation, sometimes said information can be used in reports. Most of which are due the following day. In most cases no information is passed on because the fallen rival neither has the strength to tell you due to his/hers incapacitation after the conflict, nor has the intestinal fortitude.

Tell me is often followed by words such as "who", "where", "how" and "what". Furthermore, it can be lengthened to "tell me what happened" or "tell me who emerged victorious". The latter phrase is usually abbreviated to simply "who".

*after a physical conflict*
PersonA: Tell me what happened!

PersonB: *silence*

PersonA: aww you never tell me but.

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Run and Tell That

To tattle about you with your permission. Like when your little brother or sister tell you that they are going to tattle on you to mom and you don't care.

Run and tell that ... to mom, you tattle tale

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