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One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.
That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.
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police report: group of gay hobos had an orgy in man's prius with their chicken tenders.
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a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.
check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!
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a female who makes all males around her soften their meat
"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"
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an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez
i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.
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I can see your knickers through your tights!
You can’t see my tender lady can ya??
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1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
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3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.
1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."